Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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