she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize