we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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