what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
