You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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