If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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