ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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