I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
