You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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