Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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