He kissed a someone with a penis
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Dicks are not precious.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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