Just fell off a train. Bad.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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