You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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