She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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