is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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