so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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