its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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