Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth