You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.