one might say we're banned from that church
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
God gave him joint rollers for hands
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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