i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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