Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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