I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I currently don't understand fingers.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
