yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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