Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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