So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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