how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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