We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
