he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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