RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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