just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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