Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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