i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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