I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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