and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
