So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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