Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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