once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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