I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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