belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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