this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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