Soap is not a condiment
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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