this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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