he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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