its not stalking. its research.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Dick very happy bro
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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