In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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