try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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