If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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