He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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