How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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