4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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