Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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