I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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