You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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