This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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